Lame jokes.

Scary joke - there's a forest.... inside the forest... there's a house... bside the house.. there's a bridge...
and there's sumthing white floating there - - .....
Dirty joke - the bird fell into the dump of sh!t...
Cold joke - if 1 + 1 is not equals to 2 .. then equals to what? = 1 + 1
Lame joke - my jokes so funny xD

K a real joke.. bt not really funny though.. read it from a forum very long time ago
ill juz type it out wif wats in my memory..

there's a bird ... staying on the back of a cow...
the bird is very cold and lost concious and it fell on to the ground
then the cow pooped on the bird..
the bird felt warm now...
and it started to sing happily inside the dump of shit..
a cat heard the singing and came by..
it took out the bird from the shit and ate it..
morale value of the story is..
1) Not every1 who shits on you is bad
2) Not every1 who saves you from shit is good
3) and when you are in deep shit , keep ur mouth shut.

Enjoy ~

csmcs wrote:Scary joke - there's a forest.... inside the forest... there's a house... bside the house.. there's a bridge...
and there's sumthing white floating there - - .....
Dirty joke - the bird fell into the dump of sh!t...
Cold joke - if 1 + 1 is not equals to 2 .. then equals to what? = 1 + 1
Lame joke - my jokes so funny xD

K a real joke.. bt not really funny though.. read it from a forum very long time ago
ill juz type it out wif wats in my memory..

there's a bird ... staying on the back of a cow...
the bird is very cold and lost concious and it fell on to the ground
then the cow pooped on the bird..
the bird felt warm now...
and it started to sing happily inside the dump of shit..
a cat heard the singing and came by..
it took out the bird from the shit and ate it..
morale value of the story is..
1) Not every1 who shits on you is bad
2) Not every1 who saves you from shit is good
3) and when you are in deep shit , keep ur mouth shut.

Enjoy ~

nice one..... laughed in reality

haha i think i read that one before.

one day... yoges, cs, and jorene were caught by cannibals. the chief cannibal asked them to go and find 3 fruits or they will be killed and eaten for dinner. yoges found 3 mangoes. the chief stuffed the mangoes into yoges's asshole and said that if he didn't make a sound, he would be released. due to the intense pain, yoges screamed and thus was killed. Jorene was smarter. she brought back 3 cherries. when the chief had stuffed 2 cherries into jorene's asshole, she laughed. why?

*epic pause*

cs brought back 3 durians.

thatmysteriousgirl wrote:haha i think i read that one before.

one day... yoges, cs, and jorene were caught by cannibals. the chief cannibal asked them to go and find 3 fruits or they will be killed and eaten for dinner. yoges found 3 mangoes. the chief stuffed the mangoes into yoges's asshole and said that if he didn't make a sound, he would be released. due to the intense pain, yoges screamed and thus was killed. Jorene was smarter. she brought back 3 cherries. when the chief had stuffed 2 cherries into jorene's asshole, she laughed. why?

*epic pause*

cs brought back 3 durians.

swt yet funny

why im the 1 who bring durian back !!
its not funnny !! lolz........
jk =P

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God says: "So you would love her."
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."

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